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The as-it-stands desk
Sheff Utd 3-1 Fulham The purpose stands. There was additionally a test for a possible pink card for Bernd Leno – apparently the purpose led to a little bit of a melee within the six-yard field – however he’s been cleared.
GOAL! Sheff Utd 3-1 Fulham (Brereton Diaz 69)
Scenes galore! Ben Brereton Diaz has made one and scored two at Bramall Lane, though this one is being checked by VAR for a attainable foul on Bernd Leno and/or handball and/or JUST DO YOUR JOB LADS.
GOAL! Sheff Utd 2-1 Fulham (McBurnie 68)
Crikey, Oli McBurnie has restored Sheffield United’s lead. As issues stand, United are solely six factors off security. Not the dream situation, I realise, however infinitely higher than it was a month in the past.
Full time: Bayer Leverkusen 2-1 Hoffenheim
Now, certainly, is the time for wine and cigarettes: Bayer Leverkusen are 13 factors clear on the high after one other outrageous comeback. They had been 1-0 down after 88 minutes, dealing with their first defeat of the season. You possibly can discern the remainder from the scoreline in daring.
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Bournemouth 1-0 Everton
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Chelsea 1-1 Burnley
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Nottingham Forest 1-1 Crystal Palace
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Sheffield United 1-1 Fulham
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Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Luton City
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GOAL! Bournemouth 1-0 Everton (Solanke 64)
And Everton are getting dragged into the muck as properly: Dominic Solanke has headed Bournemouth in entrance from Lloyd Kelly’s cross.
GOAL! Nottm Forest 1-1 Crystal Palace (Wooden 61)
Forest are stage by means of an professional header from Chris Wooden! They’re now, as issues stand, again to being one level behind Luton.
Chelsea 1-1 Burnley Djordje Petrovic has simply made a superb save to cease ten-man Burnley taking the lead!
GOAL! Sheff Utd 1-1 Fulham (Palhinha 62)
By no means thoughts Leverkusen, the person the present German champions wished – decide that segue out – has equalised for Fulham. Andreas Pereira’s nook was headed in from shut vary by Joao Palhinha.
GOAL! Bayer Leverkusen 2-1 Hoffenheim (Schick 90+1)
Don’t act such as you’re shocked. Patrik Schick, Leverkusen’s injury-time specialist, has accomplished one other superb comeback for – we will say it now, certainly – the Bundesliga champions.
GOAL! Bayer Leverkusen 1-1 Hoffenheim (Andrich 89)
The invincibles have achieved it once more! Robert Andrich has certainly maintained Leverkusen’s unbeaten document, and there’s nonetheless sufficient time for them to win it.
GOAL! Sheff Utd 1-0 Fulham (Brereton Diaz 58)
Ben Brereton Diaz has put Sheffield United in entrance! It appears like an affront to the run of play, not that the house aspect will or ought to care.
GOAL! Tottenham 1-1 Luton (Kabore og 51)
Spurs have equalised by means of a “ridiculous” personal purpose from Issa Kabore, in response to Tim Sherwood on Sky Sports activities.
GOAL! Chelsea 1-1 Burnley (Cullen 47)
Effectively, properly: ten-man Burnley have equalised at Stamford Bridge by means of a rasper from Josh Cullen.
Match report: Liverpool 1-4 Manchester Metropolis
“If the Premier League wished to placed on a musical primarily based on The Huge Lebowski, there are some pretty good choices for among the solid,” says Charles Antaki. “Thomas Frank as Donny, Eddie Howe as Brandt, and take your decide amongst a number of gamers for Jesus Quintana. Nev Southall at a pinch for Walter. And since we now all consider that Emma Hayes can do fairly properly something she turns her hand to, why not give her a go as The Dude himself?”
Look, everyone knows who’s enjoying The Dude, and his group are at the moment 1-0 down at residence to Luton.
Bundesliga: Leverkusen 0-1 Hoffenheim (77 min)
“Since I pay a bunch of cash to numerous streaming companies, I can watch Leverkusen,” writes Joe Pearson. “There has simply been a VAR overview for a penalty handball in opposition to Hoffenheim. I don’t have the sound on, however I do not know why it wasn’t given. Nonetheless, Xabi and Co are masters ultimately minute comebacks, so we are going to see.”
In the meantime, in Scotland
“United’s finest 45 minutes of the season sees them lead Raith 1-0 at half time, and it actually ought to be extra,” sys Simon McMahon. “However everyone knows how these items work. I predict a nervous second half…”
It’s ‘United’ now, is it?
Chelsea 1-0 Burnley “I’m not a believer that refs ought to at all times prioritise protecting 22 males on the pitch – I strongly really feel that as a result of recklessness, harmful play, and cynicism (and particularly diving/simulation) are sometimes not penalised, we see them happen extra usually,” says Alex Whitney. “So the truth that not solely was that not a penalty, not to mention a yellow, I’m dissatisfied that the ref simply singlehandedly ruined this match. On high of the calls within the Newcastle-West Ham match, this weekend is popping out dreadful for impactful calls and we’re solely within the second match.”
The issue is the VAR threshold. Is it a transparent and apparent error? To me it’s, however I’m only a bloke. I can perceive individuals who will say it wasn’t clear and apparent as a result of he tried to impede him.
Half-time leisure
It’s half-time within the 3pm kick-offs, and these are the most recent scores in all our featured video games
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Bournemouth 0-0 Everton
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Chelsea 1-0 Burnley
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Nottingham Forest 0-1 Crystal Palace
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Sheffield United 0-0 Fulham
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Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Luton City
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GOAL! Rangers 2-1 Hibernian (Dessers 45+7)
Cyriel Dessers restores Rangers’ lead within the seventh minute of added time, most of which was due to that VAR pageant both aspect of James Tavernier’s missed penalty.
Sevilla’s 1-0 win at Getafe within the early La Liga sport was marred by, you guessed it, racist chanting
GOAL! Rangers 1-1 Hibernian (Maolida 45+2)
A giant purpose for Hibs, and Celtic. Myziane Maolida has equalised on the stroke of half-time at Ibrox.
Chelsea 1-0 Burnley I’ve simply seen a video of the Chelsea penalty, and it’s honest to say it was Andrex-soft.
GOAL! Chelsea 1-0 Burnley (Palmer 44 pen)
With the common taker Raheem Sterling on the subs bench, Cole Palmer strolls up and Panenkas the penalty straight down the center. Perhaps we should always name it the Palmenka, eh, eh? Oh.
Vincent Kompany has additionally been despatched off at Stamford Bridge, so we will most likely assume his exterior monologue was additionally a riot.
Penalty to Chelsea! Purple card to Burnley!
Vincent Kompany’s inner monologue can be a riot. Lorenz Assignon has been given a second yellow card for pulling again Mudryk and Chelsea have a penalty.
Sheff Utd 0-0 Fulham The in-form Rodrigo Muniz has hit the put up at Bramall Lane, the place Fulham are on high. His first shot was pushed onto the put up by Ivo Grbic; the ball got here again to Muniz, who apparenetly tried a rabona and made a multitude of it. If true, that’s a sensational piece of trolling.
Nottm Forest 0-1 Crystal Palace “I do know Walter did ‘Nam and all that,” says Jeremy Boyce, “however I guess he by no means loved a day or evening out in Nottin’Nam. Are Palace the marmot in Nuno’s bathtub?”
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Bournemouth 0-0 Everton
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Chelsea 0-0 Burnley
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Nottingham Forest 0-1 Crystal Palace
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Sheffield United 0-0 Fulham
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Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Luton City
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Bournemouth 0-0 Everton Dominic Calvert-Lewin has simply missed a good likelihood for Everton, extending his goalless run. The lifetime of the thoughts, eh.
Premier League There’s virtually no level publishing the as-it-stands desk, given the uncertainty over factors deductions, so right here’s the underside 5.
